A smart man put the best ad on Craigslist ever! His girlfriend made him choose between her and his dog so what does he do? Well, he puts her for adoption, of course!
WHEN a woman demanded her dog-loving boyfriend choose between her and his beloved beagle, she did not expect her ultimatum to make international headlines in the best possible way. What happened. This smart man put his girlfriend for adoption on Craigslist instead of his dog.
This is his EPIC ad!
Unimpressed with her demands, the woman’s smart boyfriend posted a scathing advertisement on Craigslist seeking a new home — for her. To make matters even worse, he described her like a family pet. So here it is, the epic ad.
“MY girlfriend does not like my pet dog beagle molly. SO i have to re home her. She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I had her for 4 years. She loves to play games and she is not totally trained. Has long hair so she is a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she also loves having them done,” reads the ad, entitled “Free to any willing home”.
Then he continues: “She stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best and most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you are feeling down. She does not bite but she can be mean as hell! “So … is anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked and god-digging girlfriend? Please come and get her! Me and my loving dog want her rehomed ASAP”.
The smart man, who lives in Roanoke in the US state of Virginia, hasn`t identified himself or his girlfriend. The woman ends up “being rehomed by her original breeders”, her parents just a week after the ad was published.
“Molly and I are now looking for a new one,” the man wrote. Isn`t his response really EPIC?